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在史蒂文·斯皮尔伯格的电影《E.T. 外星人》里 In the Steven Spielberg movie "E.T.,"
外星人为什么是棕色的 why's the alien brown?
没理由 No reason.
在《爱情故事》里 In "Love Story,"
两个角色为什么会热恋得死去活来呢 why did the two characters fall madly in love with each other?
没理由 No reason.
在奥利佛·斯通的《刺杀肯尼迪》里 In Oliver Stone's "JFK",
为什么总统忽然之间会给一个不认识的人暗杀呢 Why's the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger?
没理由 No reason.
在托比·霍珀的出色作品《电锯杀人狂》里 In the excellent "Chainsaw Massacre" by Tobe Hooper,
为什么我们总没有见到戏中人像现实生活一般... why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom...
上上厕所 或者洗洗手呢 or wash their hands, like people doing in real life?
绝对没理由 Absolutely no reason.
更差劲的是波兰斯基的《钢琴家》 Worse, in "The Pianist" by Polanski,
那家伙既然弹得那么一手好钢琴又怎需要躲起来... how come this guy has to hide and live like a bomb...
活得那么窝囊呢 when he plays the piano so well?
同样 答案是"没理由" Once again the answer is "no reason".
我可以花多个钟头继续举出更多例子 I could go on for hours with more examples.
那是没完没了的 The list is endless.
你们大概从来没有想过 You probably never gave it a thought.
但所有出色的电影 But all great films,
毫无例外 without exception,
都包含一个重要元素 一个"没理由" contain an important element-- a "no reason".
你们知道为什么吗 And you know why?
因为人生本来... Because life itself...
就是充斥着"没理由" is filled with "no reason".
为什么我们看不到我们周围的空气呢 Why can't we see the air all around us?
没理由 No reason.
为什么我们总是在想东西呢 Why're we always thinking?
没理由 No reason.
为什么有人爱吃香肠有人却厌恶香肠呢 Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?
没他妈的理由 No fuckin' reason.
算了吧 别浪费时间解释这些废话了 我们走吧 Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage. Let's go!
再呆一会 让我说完 Just one minute. Let me finish.
女士们 先生们 Ladies, gentlemen,
你们今天将要欣赏的这出电影 the film you're about to see today
是要表扬"没理由" is an homage to the "no reason"--
这个最有力的元素...风格元素 that most powerful element...of style.
他们干吗要撞烂那些椅子 Why did they destroy all those chairs.
-太惨情了 -是呀 真可惜 -Too sad on those. -Yeah, it's really a pity.
请勿说话 Quiet, please.
大家转身 Everybody turn around.
好 请欣赏吧 Good. Enjoy.
对不起 是彩色还是黑白的 Excuse me, is it going to be in color or black and white?
已经觉得闷了 It's already boring.
别那么灰心 只是刚开场吧了 Don't be so negative. It's just the beginning.
会渐入高潮的 保持耐心就是 It's going to pick up. Just be patient.
希望不是套残旧默片吧 I hope that's not an old silent film.
一点东西都听不到 I can't hear thing.
有的 你可以听到一点点风声 只要细心听 Yes, you can hear the wind a little. If You listen.
有人看到什么吗 Somebody see something?
我看到个垃圾堆 那里 就在前面 I see a dump, there, straight ahead.
橡皮轮胎杀手
真神啊 他连碰都不碰就把个瓶子爆破了 Amazing. He just blew up a bottle without even touching it.
真的吗 让我看 Really? Let me see.
太奇怪了 That's odd.
他好像有心灵感应力 It looks like he has telepathic power.
你说的是心灵运动力吧 You mean Psychokinetic?
什么字眼我管他的 I don't care about the right word.
他是用念力把瓶子爆破的吧 Has it just blown up the bottle with its mind?
很有可能 是的 It is most likely. Yes.
太捧了 我开始喜欢他了 That's awesome. I'm starting to like it.
我想那孩子是对的 心灵运动力 I think the kid is right. Psychokinetic powers.
对不起 但你们是不是总要放开腔口 做评述呢 Excuse me, but do you have to comment everything aloud?
我们不是在做评述 只是想了解事情吧了 We are not commenting, we are only trying to understand.
-你有什么想法吗 -没有 -What do you think of it? -Nothing.
你知道你是不可以拍摄这电影的吧 那是犯法的 You know you're not allowed to film the film. That is forbidden by law.
是吗 It is?
是呀 他们会把你关进监狱 Yeah, they'll put you in jail for that.
监狱 Jail?
是开玩笑吧 That's kidding me?
嗯 她是对的 这是盗拍 如果我是你就会当心点 Yes, she's right, it is piracy. I'll be careful if I were you.
我太太来不了 我只是想拍给她看看 My wife could not come. I just wanna show her.
怎么说都是盗拍 This's piracy anyway.
谢谢提点 以后不会的了 Thanks for that. I won't in the future.
快 Come on!
再开场了 Starting again!
起来 Wake up!
我们走吧 Let's go!
天 我几乎没阖过眼 他吗的虫子 Jesus, I almost slept awake. Fuckin' insects!
我简直冷冻了 I was really cold myself.
肃静 Quiet!
起来 Wake up!
对不起 是不是可以来点咖啡和吐司呢 Excuse me. Would it be possible to have some coffee and toast?
爸 我肚子饿 Dad, I'm hungry.
爸 Dad?
他在哪 Where is he?
就在前面 Straight ahead.
他刚睡醒 He just woke up.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
谁有吃的 Anyone got any food?
天呀 Oh my god!
很不错 Not bad at all.
让我看 Well, let me see.
这是我人生头一遭认同一条轮胎 It is the first time in my life I identify with a tire.
别这样 给我 Stop that. Give me that!
她的屁股不太捧 但我理解的 Her ass is not that great, but I understand.
你真是要求高 我就很满意了 You're hard to pleased. It is fine with me.
她的屁股不太捧 Her ass isn't that great
但摇摆得很够荡 你猜她会让那轮胎上吗 but she has quite a wag on it. You think the tire is gonna get laid?
我很想看看 你猜会用什么体位呢 I would like to see it! What position do you think?
我猜她首先会吹一轮箫 I think she'll start with a good blowjob.
对... Oh yeah...
天啊 你们是不是可以闭嘴一阵 Jesus, you think you're gonna shut up some time
让我们安静地看呢 我受不了啦 and let's watch in peace? I can't stand it.
怎么啦 你一点玩笑也开不得吗 Come on. Can't you take a little joke?
对 地方多着呢 如果我们骚扰到你 可以去别处 Yes, there is plenty of space. Go somewhere else if we're bothering you.
你们笑得那么大声 You should be the ones to move
走的该是你们 不是吗 if you have to laugh so loud, don't you think?
不是 为什么你不像那个瘸子一样 塞着随身听 No. Why don't you just do like that cripple, and plug on your walkman
这样就谁都不会骚扰到你了 and listen to your music and then no one bother you any more.
这不是随身听 这是医疗新产品 It's not a walkman It's a medical gismo.
算了 别再纠缠了 Come on, let's just forget it.
宠坏的 Brats.
走好 宠坏的 Hi, brats.
妈 是我 我今晚在汽车旅馆睡 Mom, it's me. I'm gonna spend the night in a motel.
我不想再这样了 I don't wanna try anymore.
明儿见 我爱你 拜 See you tomorrow. I love you. Bye.
有什么好东西 Anything interesting?
他刚转频道 He just switched the channel.
好 那么...有什么大事才唤醒我们吧 Okay. Well... wake us if we miss anything major.
晚安 各位 Good night, everybody.
人要捱饿多长时间才会开始 你吃我我吃你呢 How long before humans start to eat each other out of hunger?
别说废话 睡吧 Don't talk crap. Just sleep.
你们不是喜欢搞事吗 Are you rustlers?
你们真的啥都不干就让我们捱饿吗 You're gonna let us starve without doing a thing?
我找到那爆破的兔子 I found the blown-off rabbit.
好残忍呀 You are really so cruel!
-我想吃了没问题 对吧 -白痴 -I think it's okay to eat, right? -Idiot!
你看不出是假的吗 Can't you see it's fake?
是 主人 Yes, master.
很好 主人 Very well, master.
一定 Certainly.
完全明白 I understand perfectly.
我明天一早就做 不会误事 I am gonna do it tomorrow morning without fail.
是 一早马上做 我办事您放心 Yeah. First thing in the morning. You can count on me.
向您致敬 主人 Salutations, master.
早 Morning.
-我可以收拾您的房间吗 -可以 -Can I clean your room? -Yeah.
为啥不可以 Why not?
食物 Food!
禽兽 Animals.
里面有人吗 Anybody there?
对不起 是不是要我晚点再来 Excuse me, you want me to come back later?
他妈的怪胎 Fucking weirdoes!
我刚才看到一条活轮胎 I just saw a live tire.
你没有别的事情可干 就到这里来说废话吗 You get nothing better to do than come here to start talking rubbish?
我发誓...千真万确 I swear... it's true.
真的 他把自己锁在第16号室 Look. He locked himself in room 16.
你没有回家作业或其他事情做吗 Did you get homework to do or something?
我在放假 I am on holidays.
你就不知道自己有什么事情可以做 And you don't know what to do with yourself.
就来这里烦我 Well you're bugging me.
你不相信我 You don't believe me.
闭嘴 You shut up!
踏你的单车 给我买个比萨 懂吗 Get on your bike, and go get me a pizza, alright?
我给你十分钟有事可做 I give you ten minutes to kill.
你马上到第16号室看看吧 真的 You go have a look in room 16 now. Please!
你还不快去踏你的单车 给我买个比萨 Would you get on your bike and get me a pizza?
尽说这些废话干吗 Cut this bullshit out?
快去 Do it!
别忘记配料加双 And don't forget the double toppings!
这就是你的配料加双 白痴 Here's your double topping, dickhead.
那轮胎可以浮水的吗 And the tire's supposed to float?
内胎可以 轮胎不行 An inner tube, yes. Not a tire.
是吗 我猜刚好相反 Really? I'd rather bet just the opposite.
觉得好点吗 孩子 Feeling any better, son?
灼痛得很 It's burning hard.
爸 给我叫个医生吧 Daddy, I beg you call a doctor.
别忙 可能是吃得太快的关系 Come on. Probably just ate too fast.
会没事的 别担心 It's gonna be alright. Don't worry.
我们都吃得太快了 We all ate too fast.
很痛啊 告诉过你了 It's hurting bad, I told you!
有谁懂得医药知识吗 Does anybody know anything about medicine?
没有 抱歉 No, sorry.
你会不会认识一点物理 Well, do you happen to know anything about physics?
一条轮胎是会下沉还是会浮起的呢 Would a tire sink or float?
它会下沉 我们刚刚见过了 It would sink. We just saw it a minute ago.
什么事 What is going on?
可恶 痛死了 Oh, damnit! It's a hell.
救救我 Oh, help me!
我们都怎么了 What's happening to us?
我们中了毒 We're poisoned.
那火鸡是个圈套 The turkey was a trap.
圈套 A trap?
他们就是这样对待观众的吗 Oh! Is this how they they treat the audience?
别担心 女士 他们不会就这脱掉关系的 Don't worry ma'am. They're not gonna get away with this.
这里仍然有我 I am still here.
我要看戏 And I want my show.
当然我要看戏 Sure I want my show.
里面有人吗 Anybody there?
轮胎 Tire?
...泳池那里 ...the pool there.
就是这里 It is right here.
这轮胎是活的 This tire is alive.
又再说轮胎的事了 The tire story again?
我看不出它怎么是活的 It doesn't look very alive to me.
我见到那轮胎进了第16号室 I saw the tire get into room 16.
他把自己镇在里面 He locked himself in.
你明白吗 我今天听够垃圾了 You know what, I've heard enough rubbish for the day.
马上把那脏轮胎从泳池捞起来 要不我要发火了 Now get the dirty tire out of the pool, or I'm gonna get really mad!
-对不起 警官 -没事 -Sorry, lieutenant. -Nothing.
但告诉我吧... But tell me...
我们看不到周围的空气 你不觉得很奇怪吗 Don't you find it strange we can't see the air around us?
你说这干吗 Why do you say that?
就是这样一般 Just like that.
没理由 No reason.
好啦 孩子 听着 Okay, kid, listen to me.
没什么好担心的 它是一条极之普通的轮胎 Nothing to worry about. It's a perfectly ordinary tire.
对 我同意 你见到它动都不动 Yeah, same here. You see it's not moving.
-也许它溺水了 -你别再说这种废话了 行吗 -Well, maybe it drowned. -Would you stop with this crap, okay?
你让我在警官面前 You're putting me ashamed in front of
-出丑 -别动气 -a police officer. -Don't be rough.
-不必这样 -这里有人死了 知道吗 -There is no need to do that. -You know, someone died here, okay?
我们不能用这种事情开玩笑 懂吗 We don't joke about things like that. Do you understand?
对 的确是 Yeah, that is true.
我不是开玩笑 我肯定是这轮胎杀了玛蒂娜 I'm not joking. I am sure that this tire killed Martina.
够了 行吗 Oh, that is enough! Alright?
我不想再见到你了 知道吗 I don't want to see you anymore. Okay?
我今晚再跟你算帐 马上滚 We will settle this tonight. Now squirm!
你让我很火大 滚 You're getting on my nerves, go!
你过火了一点 You're a little jumpy.
平常不会的 Not usually.
把你这他妈的轮胎也带走 行吗 And take your fucking tire, would you?!
对不起 Sorry.
休斯先生 可以问你一些问题作调查用吗 Mr. Hugues, can I ask you some questions for the investigation?
可以 问吧 Sure, go ahead.
你跟玛蒂娜的关系怎样 How was your relationship with Martina?
我们相处得不错 你明白吧 是雇主 雇员之间 We got along fine, you know, employer, employee.
-你满意她的工作吧 -对 -You were satisfied with her work? -Yeah.
对于她的行为你没有什么特别东西要说吧 Nothing in particular you'd mention about her behaviour?
没有 No.
很好 Very good.
六个钟头了 毒药够时间发作了 我们可以叫停了 It's been 6 hours, the poison has had time to take effect. We can stop.
-毒药 -对 我们给观众下了毒 -The poison? -Yes, we poisoned the spectators.
马上回家吧 休斯先生 我们不再需要你了 And go home now, Mr. Huges. We don't need you anymore.
-非常感谢 -我不明白 -Thank you very much. -I don't understand.
跟你合作愉快 It was a pleasure working with you.
大家听着 Everybody, listen!
我有重要事情宣布 I have something important to announce.
请留心 Pay attention, please.
你们可以轻松下来 You can all relax.
已经完了 我们现在叫停 It's over. We're stopping now.
谢谢 还有... Thanks, and...
向各位道喜 congratulations to all.
出作很出色 Great job.
你这是什么意思 查德 What did you mean, Chad?
我们意思就是我刚才所说的 完了 I meant exactly what I just said. It's over.
你们现在可以回家见家人了 You can go home with your families now.
跟你们一起工作很愉快 It's been a pleasure working with you.
你是不是脑子出了问题 You're out of your mind?
为什么要我们回家 Why do you want us to go home?
算了吧 别再当是真实生活了 Come on. Stop acting like this is real life.
我告诉你们 我们做完了 再没有人看了 知道吗 I'm telling you we're done. There's no one watching anymore, okay?
做下去都没用了 No use going on.
停 Stop.
完 我们收拾东西 Finish. We're packing in.
可是...这是真实生活啊 查德 我们这有具死尸 But... this is real life, Chad. We have a dead body over here.
没有 No.
算了吧 这不是真实生活 Come on. It's not real life.
看你 你腋下夹着一个棉花鳄鱼玩具 Look at you, you have a stuffed toy alligator under your arm.
那又怎样 So?
好的 我让你们看点东西 丹妮丝 拔枪 Okay. I'm gonna show you something. Denise, take your gun.
-干啥 -拔出来 我吩咐你 -Why? -Take it, I tell you!
这是命令 It's an order!
现在指向我 然后开枪 Now point it to me and shoot.
没门 No way!
道格 你来 Doug, you do it.
别想 只管开枪 Don't think. Just shoot.
天啊 Oh God!
见到吗 You see?
我一点感觉都没有 I don't feel a thing.
没有一点痛 No pain whatsoever.
这不是真实的 It's not real.
大家明白吗 You understand?
一切都是假的 Everything is fake.
再开枪 Shoot again.
现在你们相信我了 Now you believe me?
这个处境不是真实的 This situation is not real.
回家吧 Go home.
一切都完了 It's all over.
谢谢 Thanks.
那清洁女工呢 她真的死了 What about the cleaning lady? She's really dead?
打开尸袋 你们可能会大吃一惊 Open the bag. You might be surprised.
是个如假包换的尸体 It is a regular corpse.
使劲搁她一巴 你就明白了 Give her a good slap, you'll see.
别说废话了 她又没有头 Stop your bullshit. She's got no head.
别开玩笑 It's not funny.
摇她 Shake her up.
又怎样 没有反应 So? Nothing happened.
她死了 身体是冻的 She is dead. The body is cold.
怎么个冻法 How cold?
观众里面有个人没吃火鸡 One of the spectators didn't eat the turkey.
他还活着 He's alive
而且看着我们说话 and watching as we speak.
可恶 Damn!
你肯定是真的 You sure this is true?
主人 Master.
你必须继续做 You have to go on.
好吧 对不起 请听着 Okay. Excuse me, please.
我犯了个小错误 I made a little mistake.
我刚才说的就当没说过吧 Forget everything I just said.
很对不起 I'm sorry.
我刚才有点失常 I got a little out of myself.
我们还没有做完 We're not quite done.
你跟玛蒂娜的关系怎样 How was your relationship with Martina?
-你在流血呢 警官 -别管这个 -You're bleeding, lieutenant. -Don't mind that.
没事的 It is nothing.
我们继续 回答我的问题 Let's proceed. Answer my question.
我都说过了 Ah, like I've said,
我们相处得不错 你明白吧 雇员和雇主之间 We got along fine, you know, employee, employer.
你满意她的工作吧 You were happy with her work?
都说过了 是的 Like I said before, Yeah.
你没有什么特别东西要说吧 Nothing in particular you'd mention?
没有 No.
你跟她的家人有联系吗 Were you in contact with her family?
他我见过她哥哥一次 他 有点痴肥 I met her brother once. He was... ah... rather obese.
我们实际上没说过话 We really didn't talk.
好的 你知道玛蒂娜跟... Okay. Do you know if Martina was...
她那痴肥的哥哥关系好吗 in good terms with her obese brother?
也许吧 Maybe.
你认为那痴肥的哥哥是否... Do you think the obese brother...
可能直接或间接... could be directly or indirectly...
涉及玛蒂娜的死 involved with Martina's death?
休斯先生 Mr. Huges?
"天呐 那孩子是对的" "Oh God, the kid was right."
"凶手是条轮胎" "The killer is a tire."
你杀了玛蒂娜 You killed Martina?
警察会找你麻烦的 You're gonna be in trouble with the police.
你知道什么是警察吗 You know what the police are?
你会说话吗我意思是... Do you talk? I mean...
说话... Talk... Mm...
我 Me.
人 男孩 Human. Boy.
回答我 Answer me!
我们的凶手就是这样子的 This is what our killer looks like.
一条轮胎 A tire?
正是 Exactly.
我限你们一个钟头把它找到 它跑得不远的 I give you an hour to find him. It can't have run far.
如果有任何问题 If you have any questions,
现在就好问了 It is now or never.
什么牌子的轮胎 What brand of tire?
我们还不清楚 We don't know yet.
可能是杂牌货 Probably brandless.
-有磨损吗 -有 -Is it worn? -Yes.
是黑色的吗 Is it black?
他逃到公路上去了 这边 It escaped on the road. That way.
那么... So...
你会喜欢什么呢 What might you fancy?
农场鸡 Farm chicken?
不如来个橄榄油薯蓉伴蘑菇肉丁 Or maybe potato mashed with olive oil and mushroom fricassee.
不用了 谢谢 I'll be fine, thank you.
听听还有什么再说吧 Wait until you see the rest.
吞拿鱼他他垫洋蓟 Tuna Tartare on a bed of artichoke
加紫罗兰调味料 伴白芦荀 with violet flavor and white asparagus.
很诱人吧 是不是 It's tempting, isn't it?
好了 知道吗 我不饿 你别再搞了 Okay, you know, I'm not hungry. So just forget it.
那么甜品吧 怎样 Dessert then, perhaps?
巧克力手指饼 Chocolate eclairs.
真是...精致极了 怎能... It's... whoof... lovely. How could...
我告诉你 我不饿 行吗 Hey, hey, I'm telling you I'm not hungry, alright?
你在浪费我的时间 走开吧 And you're wasting my time. Just go away.
别这样 你总得吃点东西 Come on. You gotta eat something.
这样对健康不好 It is unhealthy.
你不能老是这样 你不可以...你... You can't go on like this. You can't... You...
至少吃个酸乳酪吧 就当是顺我意 Have a yoghurt, at least . Just do that for me.
我只想安静地看结局 I just want to watch the end in peace.
你就白等吧 根本没有结局 Wait all you want, 'cos there is no end.
随便 我就是要看 行吗 Fine, I'll watch it anyway, alright?
那是我喜欢 I like it.
什么事 What's happening?
什么事 他在滚动 What's happening? He's rolling.
警察在追他 The cops are chasing him.
这场面够刺激的 It's a pretty exciting scene.
是吗 Is that so?
哪里 我看不到 Where? I can't see.
就那里 我看到 Right there. I see it.
-哪里 -这里 -Where? -Here.
看吧 Go on.
后来 有一天 Then, one day,
我爸想给我们开心一下 My father wanna do something nice for us
他带我们到山上度假 可是... and he took us on a vacation to the mountain. But...
...由于我们没有钱 我们... ...because we had no money, we...
...没法子滑雪 于是... ...couldn't take a skiing. So...
...我跟弟弟一起 ...along with my brother,
开始在雪地上漫步 we started going on these walks in the snow.
我们什至连鞋都没得穿 We didn't even have shoes.
很好玩... It's funny...
接着... And then...
我弟弟...爬到一块石上 my brother... climbs up a rock,
然后滑了下来 掉进一个石隙 and slips, falls into a crack.
蠢蛋的意外 Dumb accident.
你真的不想尝尝这手指饼 太好吃了 You surely don't wanna try the eclair? It's amazing.
不用了 谢谢 I'm fine, thanks.
我说到哪 where was I?
对... Ah yeah...
我弟弟掉进一个石隙 My brother falls into a crack.
不知为什么 and I don't know why,
我不但没有帮他 but instead of offer help,
反而抬起一块大石 I take this some enormous rock
砸向他的面上 and I smash him into the face with it.
接着他就不再叫了 And then he stops screaming.
可恶 Damn.
你有胃痛药吗 我吃得太急了 You have something for stomache? I ate too fast.
妈的 Oh, shit!
这东西应该是给你吃的 That stuff was supposed to be for you to eat!
天啊 好烫 Oh God, it burns!
我不想死 I don't want to die!
救我 Help me!
救救我 天呐 求你了 Help me. Oh God, please!
灼痛得很 Oh, it burns!
我快死了 我不想死 I'm going to die! I don't want to die!
求你救救我 救我... Help me please. Help me...
你不可以这样走 You can't do that.
是吗 Really?
如果你要是可以的 但不合规矩 Well, you can if you want, but it's against the rules.
那是怎样...可以还是不可以 So what... can I or can't I?
中央第4单位 收到吗 Unit 4 central. You receive?
我们确定了轮胎位置 We located the tire.
收到吗 You receive?
我重复 我们确定了轮胎位置 是在一间屋内 I repeat. We located the tire inside a house.
说吧 You're on.
我们收到了 第4单位 We receive you, unit 4.
你说"确定位置"是什么意思 What did you mean by "located"?
我们刚见到他 他在贝利波尔路一间屋里 We just saw him. He's in a house on Belly Ball Road,
看着电视 我们该怎么办 watching TV. What should we do?
留守原位 我们马上过来 Stay put. We're on our way.
你可以吧 You alright?
我们要色诱他 We're gonna neck him.
门刚打开 他出来了 The door just opened. He's coming.
好 开始 念 Alright, go ahead, read.
来 Come.
近一点 Closer.
来吧 近一点 我在等着你 Come on. Closer. I was expecting you.
来吧 过来 Come on. Come here.
说清晰点 Articulate.
来吧 过来 Come on. Come here.
"过来杀我吧 你这狗娘养的" "Come here and kill me, you son of a bitch."
走近点杀我吧 你个小蠢蛋 Come closer and kill me, you little jerk.
照稿念 继续 Stick to the text. Go on.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch.
来吧 Come on.
走近点 Closer.
很好 他上钩了 That's good. He's biting.
继续 Go on.
来吧 你知道我是很淘气的 Come on. You know I've been very naughty.
你要罚我 You have to punish me.
来 来罚我吧 Come. Come punish me.
这垃圾是谁写的 Who wrote this garbage?
别管 继续 Don't worry about that. Go on.
你喜欢我吧 You like me?
你觉得我性感吧 You think I'm sexy?
来吧 做个好汉子 Come on, be a good boy,
爆飞我的头吧 你这个臭婊子... blow my head off, you big slut...
对不起 我念不下去 Sorry, I can't read that.
实在太糟糕了 It is too aweful.
走开 你会坏了全盘计划 Get out of the way. You're gonna ruin everything.
爆飞我的头吧 你这个臭婊子 你听到我吗 Blow my head off, you big slut. You hear me?
我有个很...我是个很淘气的女孩 I have a very... I have been a very naughtly girl.
我需要一顿痛打 I need a good thrashing.
来吧 马上来 走前 Come on, now! Go ahead.
杀死我 继续 Kill me! Go on!
我想死 I want to die.
干吧 Do it!
我猜他起了疑心 I think he suspects something.
我想我们应该继续用那女人的声音 I think we should stay with the woman's voice.
他妈的 Shit!
戴回话筒 Take back the mic.
来 念吧 念吧 来 Come on. Go ahead! Go ahead! Come on!
念到哪 Where are we?
不知道 没关系 自己编吧 快 I don't know. It doesn't matter. Improvise. Quick!
爆飞我的头吧 Hey, blow my head off.
你还磨蹬什么 What're you wait for?
很好 继续 Very good. Go on.
来呀 我准备好了马上 Come on, I'm ready! Now!
对不起 很抱歉打扰你们 可是... Excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but...
我个人认为 这场戏完全不合理 The way I look at it, this scene makes no sense at all.
也不及开场时那么好因为至少我还明白戏情 And not that as great as we began with, for at least I understood it.
现在 那是完全莫名其妙了 Now, it's uh... it's totally confused.
正因这样我才辛苦走这么多路到这里来 That's why I took the trouble to come over this way.
你的意思是什么 有什么你不明白的 What do you mean? What don't you understand?
我不明白的是用假人当饵这部分 What don't I understand is the bait with the dummy.
根本就没道理 有什么理据 有什么用意 It doesn't make sense. And what's the point? What's the purpose?
你不明白么 这是个诱饵 Can't you see, it's a lure.
没什么莫名其妙的 There's nothing confusing.
是 我明白是诱饵 行了吗 我不是蠢材 Yeah, I get the lure, okay? I am not stupid.
我不明白的是为什么要花这么多个钟头 What I don't get is why it takes so many hours.
为什么不直接结果这该死的轮胎 Why don't you just ice the bloody tire?
现在他正... Now that he's...
他正站在那做诱饵的假人面前 He's standing in front of the lure dummy,
只消用反坦克火箭 还不如 不 听着 听着 with a Bazooka- even better, no, no, listen, listen--
还不如 你们派个伙计拿着喷火器 even better, you get one of your guys with a flamethrower.
只是一喷 Just woo!
你们必须做点什么 我意思是做点什么 什么都行 You gotta do something. I mean, do something, anything.
不 不... No, no...
这构想是要他自己爆飞那假人而不是用炸药 The idea was for him to blow up the dummy himself instead of the dynamite.
这样 他就会自作自受 可以这样说 That way, he will pop himself off himself, so to speak.
这很高明 的确很高明 我要求的是... That's brilliant. That's actually brilliant. What I'm asking...
加快行动 就是这样 is speed up the action. That's all.
明白吗 嘭 嘭 You know? Boom, boom!
对呀 如果你吃了那他妈的火鸡我们就不用到这里来了 Yeah. But then we wouldn't be here if you've eaten the damn turkey.
的而且确 可是... That's true enough, but...
听着 我们很高兴您提意见 Listen, we like you told us.
我们现在起会尽力加快进程 We will try to speed things up now.
-你可以回到你的地方去了 -谢谢 -You can go back to your place. -Thank you.
混蛋 Asshole.
这家伙是谁 Who's that guy?
来 我们继续 累死人了 Come on, let's get on with it. I'm exhausted.
念这最后一句 Read the last sentence there.
你不过是废橡胶 You're nothing but a rubber shit.
再念一次 Once again.
你不过是废橡胶 You're nothing but a rubber shit.
再念 Again.
你不过是废橡胶 You're nothing but a rubber shit.
妈的 没有用 damn, it didn't work.
可以告诉我你怎算怎样做吗 May I ask what you intend to do?
我要亲手把这橡胶炸破 一了百了 I'm gonna blow up this rubber shit myself. Be done with it.
不 你不能这样做 No. You can't do that.
那假人爆炸呢 What about the dummy blow-up?
你答应过的 老兄 You promised man.
"剧终" 再见 "The End". Bye.
就这样 That's it, ah?
你制作的就是这个 That's all you got?
你不能在这里停下来的 老兄 You can't stop here man.
来啊 你要玩什么把戏 Come on. What kind of racket you wanted?
等下 Wait!
还没到结局 它托生在一架三轮单车上了 It is not the end. It's been reincarnated in a tricycle.
回来 Come back!
等下 等下 等下 Wait, wait, wait.
我不是剧中人 我只是在看戏 I'm not a character. I'm just watching.
你别过来 You just stay there.
站住 Stay put.
不要 站住 No, stay put!
好 Good.
在史蒂文·斯皮尔伯格的电影《E.T. 外星人》里 In the Steven Spielberg movie "E.T.,"
外星人为什么是棕色的 why's the alien brown?
没理由 No reason.
在《爱情故事》里 In "Love Story,"
两个角色为什么会热恋得死去活来呢 why did the two characters fall madly in love with each other?
没理由 No reason.
在奥利佛·斯通的《刺杀肯尼迪》里 In Oliver Stone's "JFK,"
为什么总统忽然之间会给一个不认识的人暗杀呢 Why's the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger?
没理由 No reason.
在托比·霍珀的出色作品《电锯杀人狂》里 In the excellent "Chainsaw Massacre" by Tobe Hooper,
为什么我们总没有见到戏中人像现实生活一般... why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom...
上上厕所 或者洗洗手呢 or wash their hands, like people doing in real life?
绝对没理由 Absolutely no reason.
更差劲的是波兰斯基的《钢琴家》 Worse, in "The Pianist" by Polanski,
那家伙既然弹得那么一手好钢琴又怎需要躲起来... how come this guy has to hide and live like a bomb...
活得那么窝囊呢 when he plays the piano so well?
同样 答案是... Once again the answer is...
"没理由" "no reason".
我可以花多个钟头继续举出更多例子 那是没完没了的 I could go on for hours with more examples. The list is endless.
你们大概一刻都没有想过 You probably never gave it a moment's thought.
但所有出色的电影 毫无例外 But all great films, without exception,
都包含一个重要元素 一个"没理由" contain an important element-- a "no reason".
你们知道为什么吗 And you know why?
因为人生本来就充满着无数的... Because life itself is made up of tonnes...
"没理由" of "no reason".
为什么我们看不到我们周围的空气呢 Why can't we see the air all around us?
没理由 No reason.
为什么我们总是在想东西呢 Why're we always thinking?
没理由 No reason.
为什么有人爱吃香肠有人却厌恶香肠呢 Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?
没他妈的理由 No fuckin' reason.
算了吧 别浪费时间解释这些废话了 我们走吧 Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage. Let's go!
再呆一会 让我说完 Just one minute. Let me finish.